{"id":4545,"date":"2008-09-13T01:16:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-12T19:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3010"},"modified":"2008-09-13T01:16:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-12T19:46:00","slug":"mine-is-bigger-than-yours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/mine-is-bigger-than-yours\/","title":{"rendered":"Mine Is Bigger Than Yours"},"content":{"rendered":"

IANS reports from Durban<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

Three men were shot dead and two left injured after an argument between a group of Indian and white visitors to a bar here, allegedly over the size of genitals.<\/p>\n

[…]<\/p>\n

A worker at the bar, who requested anonymity for fear of reprisal, said a customer of Indian origin had remarked to a white customer while they were both at the urinal in the bar that his penis was bigger than that of the white customer.<\/p>\n

“After both men returned to their friends, the two groups began swearing at each other before the group of five Indian men left the scene and all returned with firearms. They opened fire and three guys died on the spot.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Now, this is one of those rare fights that is explicitly<\/i> about penis size. But my contention is that all fights between men, in some way or the other, are about who has a bigger dick. No?<\/p>\n

(Link via email from Gautam<\/a>, who found it at Boing Boing<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

PS<\/b>: Actually, this could be the hidden dynamic even when women are involved. This is how the debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden should really unfold:<\/p>\n

Palin<\/b>: Peanut!<\/p>\n

Biden<\/b>: Big enough for you!<\/p>\n

Palin<\/b>: Peanut! <\/p>\n

Biden<\/b>: You don’t even have one! Boo!<\/p>\n

Palin<\/b>: Smaller than even Obama’s, isn’t it? Confess now, didn’t you peek when you were standing besides him at the campaign urinal? Eh? Tell, tell, the nation is watching. Say ‘boo’ again!<\/p>\n

Biden<\/b>: Boo hoo. Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo.<\/p>\n

Palin<\/b>: Peanut!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

IANS reports from Durban<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

Three men were shot dead and two left injured after an argument between a group of Indian and white visitors to a bar here, allegedly over the size of genitals.<\/p>\n

[…]<\/p>\n

A worker at the bar, who requested anonymity for fear of reprisal, said a customer of Indian origin had remarked to a white customer while they were both at the urinal in the bar that his penis was bigger than that of the white customer.<\/p>\n

“After both men returned to their friends, the two groups began swearing at each other before the group of five Indian men left the scene and all returned with firearms. They opened fire and three guys died on the spot.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Now, this is one of those rare fights that is explicitly<\/i> about penis size. But my contention is that all fights between men, in some way or the other, are about who has a bigger dick. No?<\/p>\n

(Link via email from Gautam<\/a>, who found it at Boing Boing<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

PS<\/b>: Actually, this could be the hidden dynamic even when women are involved. This is how the debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden should really unfold:<\/p>\n

Palin<\/b>: Peanut!<\/p>\n

Biden<\/b>: Big enough for you!<\/p>\n

Palin<\/b>: Peanut! <\/p>\n

Biden<\/b>: You don’t even have one! Boo!<\/p>\n

Palin<\/b>: Smaller than even Obama’s isn’t it? Confess now, didn’t you peek when you were standing besides him at the campaign urinal? Eh? Tell, tell, the nation is watching. Say ‘boo’ again!<\/p>\n

Biden<\/b>: Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo. Boo hoo.<\/p>\n

Palin<\/b>: Peanut!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,15,4,23,17],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nMine Is Bigger Than Yours - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/mine-is-bigger-than-yours\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Mine Is Bigger Than Yours - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"IANS reports from Durban: Three men were shot dead and two left injured after an argument between a group of Indian and white visitors to a bar here, allegedly over the size of genitals. 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