{"id":4573,"date":"2008-09-05T14:21:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-05T08:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=2975"},"modified":"2008-09-05T14:21:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-05T08:51:00","slug":"you-are-beautiful-like-a-moon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/you-are-beautiful-like-a-moon\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cYou Are Beautiful, Like A Moon\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unjustly.wordpress.com\/\" title=\"Mohit\">Mohit<\/a> points me to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comicvsaudience.net\/images\/flow_sex.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"\u201cYou Are Beautiful, Like A Moon\u201d\" title=\"Things To Say During Sex\">this great flowchart<\/a> (<a href=\"http:\/\/flowingdata.com\/2008\/09\/05\/flowchart-shows-you-what-to-say-during-sex\/\" title=\"Flowchart Shows You What to Say During Sex\">via<\/a>) that guides us on what to say after sex, depending on how good or bad the experience was. The headline of this post is one of your options after <i>good<\/i> sex. Eeks.<\/p>\n<p>I like the post-bad-sex lines much more, and could contribute a few myself:<\/p>\n<p><I>&#8216;Can you at least cook?&#8217;<\/i> <\/p>\n<p><i>&#8216;I need to blog some pictures of this. Say cheeeeeese.&#8217;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>&#8216;Done. 100 girls in 100 days. I won the bet. I don&#8217;t need to do this any more.&#8217;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>And so on. It&#8217;s so much fun being nasty, especially for wildly hypothetical occurrences. No?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unjustly.wordpress.com\/\" title=\"Mohit\">Mohit<\/a> points me to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comicvsaudience.net\/images\/flow_sex.jpg\" title=\"Things To Say During Sex\">this great flowchart<\/a> (<a href=\"http:\/\/flowingdata.com\/2008\/09\/05\/flowchart-shows-you-what-to-say-during-sex\/\" title=\"Flowchart Shows You What to Say During Sex\">via<\/a>) that guides us on what to say after sex, depending on how good or bad the experience was. The headline of this post is one of your options after <i>good<\/i> sex. Eeks.<\/p>\n<p>I like the post-bad-sex lines much more, and could contribute a few myself:<\/p>\n<p><I>&#8216;Can you at least cook?&#8217;<\/i> <\/p>\n<p><i>&#8216;I need to blog some pictures of this. Say cheeeeeese.&#8217;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>&#8216;Done. 100 girls in 100 days. I won the bet. I don&#8217;t need to do this any more.&#8217;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>And so on. It&#8217;s so much fun being nasty, especially for wildly hypothetical occurrences. No?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>\u201cYou Are Beautiful, Like A Moon\u201d - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/you-are-beautiful-like-a-moon\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"\u201cYou Are Beautiful, Like A Moon\u201d - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Mohit points me to this great flowchart (via) that guides us on what to say after sex, depending on how good or bad the experience was. 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