{"id":4581,"date":"2008-09-03T01:33:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-02T20:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=2967"},"modified":"2008-09-03T01:33:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-02T20:03:00","slug":"the-alien-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-alien-test\/","title":{"rendered":"The Alien Test"},"content":{"rendered":"
The WTF question of last week was asked<\/a> by The Times of India<\/i> to Jai Arjun Singh:<\/p>\n People who want to stay away from children are generally considered ‘less human’ by others. Your comment?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n You can read Jai’s answer here<\/a>. I love this way of detecting whether someone is human or not: unleash a child on them and see their reaction. For example, in a restaurant, send a cherubic child to each table, duly instructed to reach out into the plate of one of the diners, grab a naughty fistful of feed, and stuff it into their mouth.<\/p>\n If the diner says, “Oh, sho schweet<\/i>”, then clearly the diner is human. <\/p>\n On the other hand, if the diner protests, then you have identified an alien. Out with your lasers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The WTF question of last week was asked<\/a> by The Times of India<\/i> to Jai Arjun Singh:<\/p>\n People who want to stay away from children are generally considered ‘less human’ by others. Your comment?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n
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