{"id":4617,"date":"2008-08-20T00:04:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-19T18:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=2927"},"modified":"2008-08-20T00:04:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-19T18:34:00","slug":"the-patience-of-monks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-patience-of-monks\/","title":{"rendered":"The Patience of Monks"},"content":{"rendered":"

The quote of the day comes from a Welsh monk<\/a> who has shifted to broadband from a dial-up connection:<\/p>\n

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Patience is one of the characteristics of monastic life, but even the patience of the Brothers was tested by our slow internet.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I suspect their patience would also be tested if ICICI Bank called them 600 times a day offering them a loan to buy a toaster, or suchlike. ‘I’m a monk,’ I can imagine one of them telling the call center guy, ‘I don’t need a toaster.’<\/p>\n

‘Are you sure, sir?’ the reply comes. ‘It’s a zero-interest loan.’<\/p>\n

‘I’m sure.’<\/p>\n

‘Okay, what about a free credit card then? We’ll give free add-on cards to your family as well.’<\/p>\n

(Link via email from Sanjeev<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The quote of the day comes from a Welsh monk<\/a> who has shifted to broadband from a dial-up connection:<\/p>\n

\n

Patience is one of the characteristics of monastic life, but even the patience of the Brothers was tested by our slow internet.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I suspect their patience would also be tested if ICICI Bank called them 600 times a day offering them a loan to buy a toaster, or suchlike. ‘I’m a monk,’ I can imagine one of them telling the call center guy, ‘I don’t need a toaster.’<\/p>\n

‘Are you sure, sir?’ the reply comes. ‘It’s a zero-interest loan.’<\/p>\n

‘I’m sure.’<\/p>\n

‘Okay, what about a free credit card then? We’ll give free add-on cards to your family as well.’<\/p>\n

(Link via email from Sanjeev<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,27,15],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nThe Patience of Monks - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-patience-of-monks\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The Patience of Monks - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"The quote of the day comes from a Welsh monk who has shifted to broadband from a dial-up connection: Patience is one of the characteristics of monastic life, but even the patience of the Brothers was tested by our slow internet. 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