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When you’re having a low day, there’s nothing better to do than read a bit of Mahinder Watsa. Reader Nandu writes in to point me to this gem<\/a>, which I’d somehow missed:<\/p>\n

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Q.<\/b> A lot of women approach me for a physical relationship since I have a good physique. However, I am scared. My instructor says that sex reduces physique due to loss of semen since semen is a kind of blood. Is that true or just an old wives’ tale?<\/p>\n

Watsa<\/b>: The instructor badly needs sex education. It is an old wives’ tail.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Rarely is a pun so masterfully used.<\/p>\n

PS.<\/b>: Oh, and just to clarify, when I said ‘low day’, I was not punning. Thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When you’re having a low day, there’s nothing better to do than read a bit of Mahinder Watsa. Reader Nandu writes in to point me to this gem<\/a>, which I’d somehow missed:<\/p>\n

\n

Q.<\/b> A lot of women approach me for a physical relationship since I have a good physique. However, I am scared. My instructor says that sex reduces physique due to loss of semen since semen is a kind of blood. Is that true or just an old wives’ tale?<\/p>\n

Watsa<\/b>: The instructor badly needs sex education. It is an old wives’ tail.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Rarely is a pun so masterfully used.<\/p>\n

PS.<\/b>: Oh, and just to clarify, when I said ‘low day’, I was not punning. Thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nAn Old Wives\u2019 Tail - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/an-old-wives-tail\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"An Old Wives\u2019 Tail - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"When you’re having a low day, there’s nothing better to do than read a bit of Mahinder Watsa. Reader Nandu writes in to point me to this gem, which I’d somehow missed: Q. 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