{"id":4667,"date":"2008-07-16T12:09:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-16T06:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=2872"},"modified":"2019-05-04T19:41:00","modified_gmt":"2019-05-04T14:11:00","slug":"his-noodliness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/his-noodliness\/","title":{"rendered":"His Noodliness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"wrap-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/uploads\/images\/fsm-fireworks.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"425\" height=\"327\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster\" href=\"http:\/\/www.venganza.org\/\">The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster<\/a> offers us <a title=\"His Noodliness in the Sky\" href=\"http:\/\/www.venganza.org\/2008\/07\/07\/fireworks.htm\">yet more photographic evidence<\/a> of the existence of <a title=\"The FSM on lowly Wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster\">the FSM<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Yo believers of other religions: Do you have any pictures of your <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">God<\/span> god to show?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[embedded image]<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.venganza.org\/\" title=\"The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster\">The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster<\/a> offers us <a href=\"http:\/\/www.venganza.org\/2008\/07\/07\/fireworks.htm\" title=\"His Noodliness in the Sky\">yet more photographic evidence<\/a> of the existence of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster\" title=\"The FSM on lowly Wikipedia\">the FSM<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Yo believers of other religions: Do you have any pictures of your <strike>God<\/strike> god to show?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>His Noodliness - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/his-noodliness\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"His Noodliness - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"[embedded image]  The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster offers us yet more photographic evidence of the existence of the FSM.  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