{"id":4677,"date":"2008-07-10T05:59:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-10T00:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=2859"},"modified":"2008-07-10T05:59:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-10T00:29:00","slug":"your-coffee-is-not-aroused","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/your-coffee-is-not-aroused\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Coffee is Not Aroused"},"content":{"rendered":"
One of the pieces of advice many writing guides will give you is to keep it simple, and to prefer short words over long ones. Well, Pointy Haired Dilbert<\/a>, via email, points me to a resource that helps you do just this: Thsrs—The Shorter Thesaurus<\/a>. <\/p>\n Knowing what the typical India Uncut reader is likely to feed in there, I searched for shorter synonyms of ‘aroused’. One of the options I was offered was ‘horny’. So I looked at shorter options for ‘horny’ and got ‘sexy’. (This assumes all sexy people are horny; every day I learn new things.) I fed in ‘sexy’, and got ‘hot’. <\/p>\n The lesson to learn from this is that one should never say: “I like my coffee aroused.” Instead, always say: “I like my coffee hot.” Keep it simple.<\/p>\n PS<\/b>: The half-Bengali in me is proud that Thsrs could not find shorter alternatives to ‘lobongolotika’. It <\/p>\n demonstrates<\/p>\n <\/s><\/p>\n shows that we already keep it as simple as possible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" One of the pieces of advice many writing guides will give you is to keep it simple, and to prefer short words over long ones. Well, Pointy Haired Dilbert<\/a>, via email, points me to a resource that helps you do just this: Thsrs—The Shorter Thesaurus<\/a>. <\/p>\n Knowing what the typical India Uncut reader is likely to feed in there, I searched for shorter synonyms of ‘aroused’. One of the options I was offered was ‘horny’. So I looked at shorter options for ‘horny’ and got ‘sexy’. (This assumes all sexy people are horny; every day I learn new things.) I fed in ‘sexy’, and got ‘hot’. <\/p>\n The lesson to learn from this is that one should never say: “I like my coffee aroused.” Instead, always say: “I like my coffee hot.” Keep it simple.<\/p>\n PS<\/b>: The half-Bengali in me is proud that Thsrs could not find shorter alternatives to ‘lobongolotika’. It <\/p>\n demonstrates<\/p>\n <\/s><\/p>\n shows that we already keep it as simple as possible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n