{"id":4713,"date":"2008-06-21T15:06:01","date_gmt":"2008-06-21T09:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=2818"},"modified":"2008-06-21T15:06:01","modified_gmt":"2008-06-21T09:36:01","slug":"contact-the-love-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/contact-the-love-doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"Contact the Love Doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"

People keep talking about how mobile phones are as much entertainment devices as they are communication devices—I agree. No, I’m not talking about listening to music or watching videos or playing games on the phone—I’m referring to the remarkable spam SMSs I keep getting. Just see this sample from the last few days, represented with spelling and punctuation as in the original:<\/p>\n

\n

Sender<\/b>: 53131<\/p>\n

Message<\/b>: Aap jyada haste hai, sochte hai ya Gussa karte hai? Ab janiye apne baare mein. SMS DOB Birth date and month (DD\/MM) to 53131. For eg: DOB 0508 to 53131 Rs 3\/SMS<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Sender<\/b>: 54545<\/p>\n

Message<\/b>: Love is gentle, Love is blind! Are you in LOVE? Check with our Love Doctor to know if you are in Love. SMS LD to 54545 and answer few simple questions. Rs3\/SMS<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Sender<\/b>: 51515<\/p>\n

Message<\/b>: Is ur personality as precious as a pearl to u? Use ur name to find out more about ur personality. Sms NAME (ur name) to 51515. Eg: NAME Preeti to 51515. Rs3\/sms<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Sender<\/b>: Just Talk<\/p>\n

Message<\/b>: Kaash kabhi aisa hota ki koi apna hota jisse karta sari baat call 55365. Rs 9\/min aur kahein apni dil ki baat.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Sender<\/b>: Voice Chat<\/p>\n

Message<\/b>: Friendship is a promise spoken by the heart and Voice Chat will help you do it. Call 55121, chat with ur desired partner. Just Rs2\/min. Subscribe now Rs30\/month<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Needless to say, I haven’t tried any of these services, though I’m tempted to find out if my personality is like a pearl, as I’ve always suspected. But clearly there is a massive market for all these studies, and if I was a sociologist, I’d be going through the SMSs I get very carefully. There’s a picture of India here that is as true as any other.<\/p>\n

PS<\/b>: You were about to crack a joke about Rediff message boards, weren’t you? Well, don’t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

People keep talking about how mobile phones are as much entertainment devices as they are communication devices—I agree. No, I’m not talking about listening to music or watching videos or playing games on the phone—I’m referring to the remarkable spam SMSs I keep getting. Just see this sample from the last few days, represented with spelling and punctuation as in the original:<\/p>\n

\n

Sender<\/b>: 53131<\/p>\n

Message<\/b>: Aap jyada haste hai, sochte hai ya Gussa karte hai? Ab janiye apne baare mein. SMS DOB Birth date and month (DD\/MM) to 53131. For eg: DOB 0508 to 53131 Rs 3\/SMS<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Sender<\/b>: 54545<\/p>\n

Message<\/b>: Love is gentle, Love is blind! Are you in LOVE? Check with our Love Doctor to know if you are in Love. SMS LD to 54545 and answer few simple questions. Rs3\/SMS<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Sender<\/b>: 51515<\/p>\n

Message<\/b>: Is ur personality as precious as a pearl to u? Use ur name to find out more about ur personality. Sms NAME (ur name) to 51515. Eg: NAME Preeti to 51515. Rs3\/sms<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Sender<\/b>: Just Talk<\/p>\n

Message<\/b>: Kaash kabhi aisa hota ki koi apna hota jisse karta sari baat call 55365. Rs 9\/min aur kahein apni dil ki baat.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Sender<\/b>: Voice Chat<\/p>\n

Message<\/b>: Friendship is a promise spoken by the heart and Voice Chat will help you do it. Call 55121, chat with ur desired partner. Just Rs2\/min. Subscribe now Rs30\/month<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Needless to say, I haven’t tried any of these services, though I’m tempted to find out if my personality is like a pearl, as I’ve always suspected. But clearly there is a massive market for all these studies, and if I was a sociologist, I’d be going through the SMSs I get very carefully. There’s a picture of India here that is as true as any other.<\/p>\n

PS<\/b>: You were about to crack a joke about Rediff message boards, weren’t you? Well, don’t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,23],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nContact the Love Doctor - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/contact-the-love-doctor\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Contact the Love Doctor - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"People keep talking about how mobile phones are as much entertainment devices as they are communication devices—I agree. 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