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I won’t be blogging any more for most of today: my sinus has exploded, my throat has imploded, and there’s an elephant on my head. My laptop screen is swimming in front of me, and the only person who gives me TLC and treats me like a baby is half a continent away till Monday. So you’ll just have to manage without India Uncut updates for a while.<\/p>\n

Note<\/b>: Also, allow me to inform you that none of my photographs look like me. None at all. It’s most inexplicable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I won’t be blogging any more for most of today: my sinus has exploded, my throat has imploded, and there’s an elephant on my head. My laptop screen is swimming in front of me, and the only person who gives me TLC and treats me like a baby is half a continent away till Monday. So you’ll just have to manage without India Uncut updates for a while.<\/p>\n

Note<\/b>: Also, allow me to inform you that none of my photographs look like me. None at all. It’s most inexplicable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nSomebody Take This Sinus Away - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/somebody-take-this-sinus-away\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Somebody Take This Sinus Away - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"I won’t be blogging any more for most of today: my sinus has exploded, my throat has imploded, and there’s an elephant on my head. 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