{"id":4800,"date":"2008-05-08T09:39:01","date_gmt":"2008-05-08T04:09:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=2704"},"modified":"2008-05-08T09:39:01","modified_gmt":"2008-05-08T04:09:01","slug":"the-dayavan-kiss-and-the-censor-board-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-dayavan-kiss-and-the-censor-board-lady\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dayavan Kiss and the Censor Board Lady"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Bollywood revelation of the day comes from Feroz Khan<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

When the censor board lady objected to the two-minute kiss in Dayavan<\/i> I asked her, ‘Haven’t you experienced this or else your husband is not a romantic man, ignoring a beautiful lady like you?’<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Charming. (I wish he’d tried that line for a full-on sex scene.) I can imagine the censor board lady, presumably a 55-year-old housewife, going home and confronting her husband.<\/p>\n

Censor board lady<\/b>: You haven’t kissed me in 20 years now!<\/p>\n

Husband<\/b>: Eh? Where did that come from? It’s time for my tea.<\/p>\n

Lady<\/b>: You are not a romantic man!<\/p>\n

Husband<\/b>: Eh? Where did that come from? Can you repair the tear in my banyan<\/i> please?<\/p>\n

Lady<\/b>: I am a beautiful lady and you are ignoring me!<\/p>\n

Husband<\/b>: Eh? Where did that come from? Didn’t I buy you a saree just three years ago?<\/p>\n

Lady<\/b>: That was three years ago.<\/p>\n

Husband<\/b>: Okay, I’ll buy you another saree then. And if you really want a kiss… [gets up to kiss]<\/p>\n

Lady<\/b>: Ugh. Coming to think of it, saree will do. Let’s go to Kala Niketan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Bollywood revelation of the day comes from Feroz Khan<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

When the censor board lady objected to the two-minute kiss in Dayavan<\/i> I asked her, ‘Haven’t you experienced this or else your husband is not a romantic man, ignoring a beautiful lady like you?’<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Charming. (I wish he’d tried that line for a full-on sex scene.) I can imagine the censor board lady, presumably a 55-year-old housewife, going home and confronting her husband.<\/p>\n

Censor board lady<\/b>: You haven’t kissed me in 20 years now!<\/p>\n

Husband<\/b>: Eh? Where did that come from? It’s time for my tea.<\/p>\n

Lady<\/b>: You are not a romantic man!<\/p>\n

Husband<\/b>: Eh? Where did that come from? Can you repair the tear in my banyan<\/i> please?<\/p>\n

Lady<\/b>: I am a beautiful lady and you are ignoring me!<\/p>\n

Husband<\/b>: Eh? Where did that come from? Didn’t I buy you a saree just three years ago?<\/p>\n

Lady<\/b>: That was three years ago.<\/p>\n

Husband<\/b>: Okay, I’ll buy you another saree then. And if you really want a kiss… [gets up to kiss]<\/p>\n

Lady<\/b>: Ugh. Coming to think of it, saree will do. Let’s go to Kala Niketan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,33],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nThe Dayavan Kiss and the Censor Board Lady - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-dayavan-kiss-and-the-censor-board-lady\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The Dayavan Kiss and the Censor Board Lady - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"The Bollywood revelation of the day comes from Feroz Khan: When the censor board lady objected to the two-minute kiss in Dayavan I asked her, ‘Haven’t you experienced this or else your husband is not a romantic man, ignoring a beautiful lady like you?’ Charming. 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