{"id":4848,"date":"2008-04-24T09:02:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-24T03:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=2652"},"modified":"2008-04-24T09:02:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-24T03:32:00","slug":"dont-lose-your-manhood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/dont-lose-your-manhood\/","title":{"rendered":"Don\u2019t Lose Your Manhood"},"content":{"rendered":"
Yesterday’s WTF headline<\/a> of the day concerned stolen sperm; today, we go one step further:<\/p>\n Penis theft panic hits city<\/a><\/p>\n So if you’re in Kinshasa, and you’re male, keep your penis on you at all times. Don’t let it out of your sight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"