{"id":4864,"date":"2008-04-21T16:56:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-21T11:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=2636"},"modified":"2008-04-21T16:56:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-21T11:26:00","slug":"if-youre-depressed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/if-youre-depressed\/","title":{"rendered":"If You\u2019re Depressed\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Amitava Kumar <a href=\"http:\/\/amitavakumar.blogsome.com\/2008\/04\/20\/depressed\/\" title=\"Depressed? -- Amitava Kumar\">tells us a joke<\/a> from Karachi:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>(Link via email from <a href=\"http:\/\/saliltripathi.com\/Welcome.html\" title=\"Salil Tripathi\">Salil Tripathi<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amitava Kumar <a href=\"http:\/\/amitavakumar.blogsome.com\/2008\/04\/20\/depressed\/\" title=\"Depressed? -- Amitava Kumar\">tells us a joke<\/a> from Karachi:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>(Link via email from <a href=\"http:\/\/saliltripathi.com\/Welcome.html\" title=\"Salil Tripathi\">Salil Tripathi<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>If You\u2019re Depressed\u2026 - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/if-youre-depressed\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"If You\u2019re Depressed\u2026 - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Amitava Kumar tells us a joke from Karachi: I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. 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