{"id":4875,"date":"2008-04-17T21:04:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-17T15:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=2625"},"modified":"2008-04-17T21:04:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-17T15:34:00","slug":"twelve-crabs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/twelve-crabs\/","title":{"rendered":"Twelve Crabs"},"content":{"rendered":"

I love this bit from ZZ Packer’s interview of Edward P Jones:<\/p>\n

\n

ZZP<\/b>: Do you find that people treat you differently after your having won the Pulitzer?<\/p>\n

EPJ<\/b>: People ask if I’m happy about this and that, especially when they talk about the money. I am happy, but there’s no car in the world I want—I don’t want a car—there are places I want to go, but I’m not hungry to do world travel. There’s no fancy house that I want.<\/p>\n

I got some crabs the other day, twelve crabs, and that’s a feast. That’s wonderful. That makes me happy.<\/p>\n

I was in graduate school, and I was rooming at this place the first year and we all shared the same bathroom. After I moved I wrote to this one friend of mine, “Finally I got a bathroom all to myself.” He said I’d probably always be happy because there were small things that made me happy.<\/p>\n

I remember when that basketball player Len Bias died of a cocaine overdose. Now, he’s from Maryland, he should have gone right down to the crab-house, bought twelve crabs and an orange soda, and that would have fulfilled him. Why didn’t he do that?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This is from “The Believer Book of Writers Talking to Writers”<\/a>, which is full of many such gems. <\/p>\n

To get a taste of Jones’s work, try his masterful short story, “Old Boys, Old Girls”<\/a>. I’ve read few stories where time is handled so well, and it’s full of great bits of writing—one that struck me as exceptional was the paragraph about the protagonist’s sister driving him home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I love this bit from ZZ Packer’s interview of Edward P Jones:<\/p>\n

\n

ZZP<\/b>: Do you find that people treat you differently after your having won the Pulitzer?<\/p>\n

EPJ<\/b>: People ask if I’m happy about this and that, especially when they talk about the money. I am happy, but there’s no car in the world I want—I don’t want a car—there are places I want to go, but I’m not hungry to do world travel. There’s no fancy house that I want.<\/p>\n

I got some crabs the other day, twelve crabs, and that’s a feast. That’s wonderful. That makes me happy.<\/p>\n

I was in graduate school, and I was rooming at this place the first year and we all shared the same bathroom. After I moved I wrote to this one friend of mine, “Finally I got a bathroom all to myself.” He said I’d probably always be happy because there were small things that made me happy.<\/p>\n

I remember when that basketball player Len Bias died of a cocaine overdose. Now, he’s from Maryland, he should have gone right down to the crab-house, bought twelve crabs and an orange soda, and that would have fulfilled him. Why didn’t he do that?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This is from “The Believer Book of Writers Talking to Writers”<\/a>, which is full of many such gems. <\/p>\n

To get a taste of Jones’s work, try his masterful short story, “Old Boys, Old Girls”<\/a>. I’ve read few stories where time is handled so well, and it’s full of great bits of writing—one that struck me as exceptional was the paragraph about the protagonist’s sister driving him home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,39,38],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nTwelve Crabs - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/twelve-crabs\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Twelve Crabs - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"I love this bit from ZZ Packer’s interview of Edward P Jones: ZZP: Do you find that people treat you differently after your having won the Pulitzer? 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