{"id":4943,"date":"2008-03-20T15:26:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-20T09:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=2525"},"modified":"2008-03-20T15:26:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-20T09:56:00","slug":"one-anus-aint-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/one-anus-aint-enough\/","title":{"rendered":"One Anus Ain\u2019t Enough"},"content":{"rendered":"

Headline of the day:<\/p>\n

Sitaram Yechury Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead<\/a><\/p>\n

Oh, wait, it’s not Sitaram Yechury, it’s some random woman in Germany. I suppose I was misled by the amount of hot air in this recent Yechury piece<\/a>. Consider, for example, this line:<\/p>\n

\n

If India needs to insulate itself relatively from this [subprime] crisis, then it must abandon all such measures of financial liberalisation that will inexorably tie India to the growing global uncertainties.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Let’s all just stay poor then, so there’s no danger of losing the money we haven’t had a chance to earn anyway. Such logic!<\/p>\n

(Fox link via email from Gautam<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

Update<\/b>: As some readers have pointed out, I made a mistake by attributing Yechury’s article to Prakash Karat when I made the post a few hours ago. I know, same difference, but it was a silly mistake I shouldn’t have made. Corrected now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Headline of the day:<\/p>\n

Sitaram Yechury Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead<\/a><\/p>\n

Oh, wait, it’s not Sitaram Yechury, it’s some random woman in Germany. I suppose I was misled by the amount of hot air in this recent Yechury piece<\/a>. Consider, for example, this line:<\/p>\n

\n

If India needs to insulate itself relatively from this [subprime] crisis, then it must abandon all such measures of financial liberalisation that will inexorably tie India to the growing global uncertainties.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Let’s all just stay poor then, so there’s no danger of losing the money we haven’t had a chance to earn anyway. Such logic!<\/p>\n

(Fox link via email from Gautam<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

Update<\/b>: As some readers have pointed out, I made a mistake by attributing Yechury’s article to Prakash Karat when I made the post a few hours ago. I know, same difference, but it was a silly mistake I shouldn’t have made. 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