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Think again. In a story about a whale that exploded “on a busy street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs,” MSNBC reports<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen—the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan—drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.<\/p>\n

“More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to ‘experience’ the size of its penis,” the newspaper reported.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

A five foot<\/i> penis? I’m beginning to wonder if tides are really caused by the moon. If enough whales masturbate together…<\/p>\n

(Link via email from n<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Think again. In a story about a whale that exploded “on a busy street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs,” MSNBC reports<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen—the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan—drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.<\/p>\n

“More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to ‘experience’ the size of its penis,” the newspaper reported.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

A five foot<\/i> penis? I’m beginning to wonder if tides are really caused by the moon. If enough whales masturbate together…<\/p>\n

(Link via email from n<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,15],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nSize Doesn\u2019t Matter? - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/size-doesnt-matter\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Size Doesn\u2019t Matter? - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Think again. 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