{"id":4987,"date":"2008-03-07T12:31:01","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T07:01:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=2469"},"modified":"2008-03-07T12:31:01","modified_gmt":"2008-03-07T07:01:01","slug":"cthulhu-for-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/cthulhu-for-president\/","title":{"rendered":"Cthulhu For President"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, no, not in America, where <a href=\"http:\/\/img404.imageshack.us\/img404\/4771\/hillaryobamawarsgr0.gif\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Cthulhu For President\" title=\"Hillary finishes Obama\">greater evil<\/a> is at work. Cthulhu apparently <a href=\"http:\/\/englishrussia.com\/?p=1800\" title=\"Ballots Art 2008\">appeared on the ballot in Russia<\/a>, no doubt to little avail, for the tentacles of Vladimir Putin are not to be underestimated. Dread evils stalk these eldritch nights of unspeakable horror.<\/p>\n<p>(Links via VatsaL and <a href=\"http:\/\/vivekspace.com\/\" title=\"Vivek Kumar\">Vivek<\/a> respectively.<\/p>\n<p>Previous posts on Eldritch horror: <a href=\"http:\/\/indiauncut.blogspot.com\/2006\/10\/cthulhus-gonna-kick-tulzchas-butt.html\" title=\"Cthulhu!\">1<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/indiauncut.blogspot.com\/2006\/10\/on-life-and-hp-lovecraft.html\" title=\"Cthulhu!\">2<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/indiauncut.blogspot.com\/2006\/11\/hp-lovecraft-writes-about-bombay-quiz.html\" title=\"Cthulhu!\">3<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/indiauncut.blogspot.com\/2006\/12\/cthulhu-dinosaurs-kim-sharma-and.html\" title=\"Cthulhu!\">4<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/indiauncut.blogspot.com\/2006\/12\/microsoft-vs-elder-gods.html\" title=\"The Elder Gods!\">5<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/indiauncut.blogspot.com\/2007\/02\/post-apocalyptic.html\" title=\"Cthulhu!\">6<\/a>, <a href=\"\/extrowords\/daily\/crossword-monstrous-creatures\/\" title=\"Monstrous Creatures!\">7<\/a>, <a href=\"\/hes-not-mallu-hes-cthulhu\/\" title=\"Not Mallu but Cthulhu\">8<\/a>, <a href=\"\/reading-about-libertarianism\/\" title=\"Reading about libertarianism\">9<\/a>, <a href=\"\/cows-are-climbing-the-food-chain\/\" title=\"Cows are climbing the food chain\">10<\/a>, <a href=\"\/the-newest-currency-in-town-the-raam\/\" title=\"Mhulhu!\">11<\/a>, <a href=\"\/purple-monkey-interviews-cthulhu\/\" title=\"Cthulhu!\">12<\/a>, <a href=\"\/non-euclidean-is-not-fractal\/\" title=\"Non-Euclidean is not Fractal\">13<\/a>, <a href=\"\/cthulhu-vs-nigerian-scammer\/\" title=\"Cthulhu vs Nigerian Scammer\">14<\/a>, <a href=\"\/unspeakable-beasts\/\" title=\"Unspeakable Beasts!\">15<\/a>, <a href=\"\/my-kind-of-holiday\/\" title=\"Pok&#233;thulhu!\">16<\/a>, <a href=\"\/moving-siddhivinayak\/\" title=\"Moving Siddhivinayak\">17<\/a>, <a href=\"\/tied-up\/\" title=\"Tied Up\">18<\/a>, <a href=\"\/dont-blame-china\/\" title=\"Don't Blame China\">19<\/a>, <a href=\"\/ratan-meet-lakshmi\/\" title=\"Ratan, Meet Lakshmi\">20<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, no, not in America, where <a href=\"http:\/\/img404.imageshack.us\/img404\/4771\/hillaryobamawarsgr0.gif\" title=\"Hillary finishes Obama\">greater evil<\/a> is at work. Cthulhu apparently <a href=\"http:\/\/englishrussia.com\/?p=1800\" title=\"Ballots Art 2008\">appeared on the ballot in Russia<\/a>, no doubt to little avail, for the tentacles of Vladimir Putin are not to be underestimated. Dread evils stalk these eldritch nights of unspeakable horror.<\/p>\n<p>(Links via VatsaL and <a href=\"http:\/\/vivekspace.com\/\" title=\"Vivek Kumar\">Vivek<\/a> respectively.<\/p>\n<p>Previous posts on Eldritch horror: <a href=\"http:\/\/indiauncut.blogspot.com\/2006\/10\/cthulhus-gonna-kick-tulzchas-butt.html\" title=\"Cthulhu!\">1<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/indiauncut.blogspot.com\/2006\/10\/on-life-and-hp-lovecraft.html\" title=\"Cthulhu!\">2<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/indiauncut.blogspot.com\/2006\/11\/hp-lovecraft-writes-about-bombay-quiz.html\" title=\"Cthulhu!\">3<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/indiauncut.blogspot.com\/2006\/12\/cthulhu-dinosaurs-kim-sharma-and.html\" title=\"Cthulhu!\">4<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/indiauncut.blogspot.com\/2006\/12\/microsoft-vs-elder-gods.html\" title=\"The Elder Gods!\">5<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/indiauncut.blogspot.com\/2007\/02\/post-apocalyptic.html\" title=\"Cthulhu!\">6<\/a>, <a href=\"\"\/extrowords\/daily\/crossword-monstrous-creatures\/\" title=\"Monstrous Creatures!\">7<\/a>, <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/article\/hes-not-mallu-hes-cthulhu\/\" title=\"Not Mallu but Cthulhu\">8<\/a>, <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/article\/reading-about-libertarianism\/\" title=\"Reading about libertarianism\">9<\/a>, <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/article\/cows-are-climbing-the-food-chain\/\" title=\"Cows are climbing the food chain\">10<\/a>, <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/article\/the-newest-currency-in-town-the-raam\/\" title=\"Mhulhu!\">11<\/a>, <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/article\/purple-monkey-interviews-cthulhu\/\" title=\"Cthulhu!\">12<\/a>, <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/article\/non-euclidean-is-not-fractal\/\" title=\"Non-Euclidean is not Fractal\">13<\/a>, <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/article\/cthulhu-vs-nigerian-scammer\/\" title=\"Cthulhu vs Nigerian Scammer\">14<\/a>, <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/article\/unspeakable-beasts\/\" title=\"Unspeakable Beasts!\">15<\/a>, <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/article\/my-kind-of-holiday\/\" title=\"Pok&#233;thulhu!\">16<\/a>, <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/article\/moving-siddhivinayak\/\" title=\"Moving Siddhivinayak\">17<\/a>, <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/article\/tied-up\/\" title=\"Tied Up\">18<\/a>, <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/article\/dont-blame-china\/\" title=\"Don't Blame China\">19<\/a>, <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/article\/ratan-meet-lakshmi\/\" title=\"Ratan, Meet Lakshmi\">20<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,4],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Cthulhu For President - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/cthulhu-for-president\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Cthulhu For President - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"No, no, not in America, where greater evil is at work. 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