{"id":4988,"date":"2008-03-07T00:37:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-06T19:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=2468"},"modified":"2008-03-07T00:37:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-06T19:07:00","slug":"dont-you-die-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/dont-you-die-tonight\/","title":{"rendered":"Don\u2019t You Die Tonight"},"content":{"rendered":"
All you who sleep tonight
\nFar from the ones you love,
\nNo hand to left or right
\nA coffin lid above –<\/p>\n
Know that you aren’t alone
\nMany others share your fate,
\nYou’re lucky you’ve already gone,
\nOr you’d have to wait.<\/i><\/p>\n
My apologies to Vikram Seth, but I couldn’t resist being inspired after reading the WTF news of the day<\/a>:<\/p>\n The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.<\/p>\n In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that “all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish.”<\/p>\n It added: “Offenders will be severely punished.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n I’d love to be the cop responsible for punishing offenders. <\/p>\n Constable Varma, I haven’t seen you for a week, where have you been?<\/i><\/p>\n Sir, remember the old lady who popped it last Sunday? I went to the afterlife looking for her.<\/i><\/p>\n I see. And you bought an “I love Cannes” T-shirt over there?<\/i><\/p>\n\n