{"id":5051,"date":"2008-02-20T14:12:01","date_gmt":"2008-02-20T08:42:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=2397"},"modified":"2008-02-20T14:12:01","modified_gmt":"2008-02-20T08:42:01","slug":"the-old-chinese-woman-and-the-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-old-chinese-woman-and-the-chicken\/","title":{"rendered":"The Old Chinese Woman and the Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"
Some story, this<\/a>. Someone should write a version of it with a dead baby that comes to life when the Chinese woman does the smashing trick. “This ain’t a dead baby any more,” she could say to the driver, “but somewhere a life has gone so this child could breathe. Call home.”<\/p>\n (Link via email from Manish<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"