{"id":5192,"date":"2008-01-14T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-14T09:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=2248"},"modified":"2008-01-14T15:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-14T09:30:00","slug":"go-practise-your-muah-muah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/go-practise-your-muah-muah\/","title":{"rendered":"Go Practise Your Muah-Muah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shaking hands is bad for the health, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ibnlive.com\/news\/peck-is-healthier-than-a-handshake-says-new-study\/56409-17.html\" title=\"Peck is healthier than a handshake, says new study\">we are told<\/a>. Kissing is safer.<\/p>\n<p>All over Mumbai, as I type these words, horny young men are rushing up to petite ladies and saying, &#8220;Hello, it&#8217;s <i>so good<\/i> to see you again!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Link via email from <a href=\"http:\/\/dandavinci.blogspot.com\/\" title=\"Andy\">Andy<\/a>. And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wikihow.com\/Air-Kiss\" title=\"How to air-kiss -- wikiHow\">here&#8217;s an instruction manual<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shaking hands is bad for the health, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ibnlive.com\/news\/peck-is-healthier-than-a-handshake-says-new-study\/56409-17.html\" title=\"Peck is healthier than a handshake, says new study\">we are told<\/a>. Kissing is safer.<\/p>\n<p>All over Mumbai, as I type these words, horny young men are rushing up to petite ladies and saying, &#8220;Hello, it&#8217;s <i>so good<\/i> to see you again!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Link via email from <a href=\"http:\/\/dandavinci.blogspot.com\/\" title=\"Andy\">Andy<\/a>. And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wikihow.com\/Air-Kiss\" title=\"How to air-kiss -- wikiHow\">here&#8217;s an instruction manual<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,15],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Go Practise Your Muah-Muah - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/go-practise-your-muah-muah\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Go Practise Your Muah-Muah - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Shaking hands is bad for the health, we are told. 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