{"id":5345,"date":"2007-12-05T14:47:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-05T09:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=2062"},"modified":"2007-12-05T14:47:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-05T09:17:00","slug":"what-boys-and-girls-fight-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/what-boys-and-girls-fight-about\/","title":{"rendered":"What Boys and Girls Fight About"},"content":{"rendered":"
It’s all so true<\/a>.<\/p>\n My favourite bit:<\/p>\n See if you can spot the difference between these two statements:<\/p>\n (a) “Those trousers<\/i> make your backside look fat.”<\/p>\n (b) “You’re a repellently obese old hag upon whom I am compelled to heap insults and derision – depressingly far removed from the, ‘stupid, squeaky, pocket-sized English women,’ who make up my vast catalogue of former lovers and to whom I might as well return right now as I hate everything about you.”<\/p>\n Maybe the acoustics were really bad in the dining room, or something.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n Ah, the joys of life.<\/p>\n (Link via email from Shruti<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n