{"id":5406,"date":"2007-11-19T12:13:01","date_gmt":"2007-11-19T06:43:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=1996"},"modified":"2007-11-19T12:13:01","modified_gmt":"2007-11-19T06:43:01","slug":"sachin-tendulkar-is-a-buffalo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/sachin-tendulkar-is-a-buffalo\/","title":{"rendered":"Sachin Tendulkar is a Buffalo"},"content":{"rendered":"
In the WTF story of the day<\/a>, Bejan Daruwala, speaking to Rajesh Pansare of DNA<\/i>, suggests a cure for Sachin Tendulkar’s “nervous 90s”:<\/p>\n It’s well known amongst the astrology community that Sachin Tendulkar is a Taurus and that numbers 3, 6 and 9 apply to him.<\/p>\n But according to Chinese astrology, Tendulkar is also a Buffalo, a cousin of the bull — and these two systems combined make him a Double Bull.<\/p>\n The Bull is steadfast, a sign of strength and consistency. The weakness of Bulls and Buffalos is that they get into a rut and often cannot think out of the box, something which applies to Tendulkar. […]<\/p>\n Because he is a loving and faithful husband, to get out of his nervous 90s, I would suggest that Tendulkar follow four steps:<\/p>\n 1. Sleep in the lap of his wife and tell her to love him sweetly and gently<\/p>\n 2. Cook his own mutton cheese burgers and eat them<\/p>\n 3. Have a terrific bath<\/p>\n 4. Jump in his Ferrari and go for a drive<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n There is no indication on that page that this is a joke of some sort. It reads like a parody, but Daruwala always reads like a parody of himself. Anjali Tendulkar, of course, must be befuddled at what Sachin means when he asks her to love him “sweetly and gently.” <\/p>\n “What do you mean, sweetly and gently,” she could respond. “How else have I been loving you all these years? You can cook your own damn mutton burgers from now on. And take a bath, you’re stinking—now wonder Dada likes to run you out.”<\/p>\n (Link via email from reader Gokul. Earlier posts on superstitious nonsense: 1<\/a>, 2<\/a>, 3<\/a>, 4<\/a>, 5<\/a>, 6<\/a>, 7<\/a>, 8<\/a>, 9<\/a>, 10<\/a>, 11<\/a>, 12<\/a>, 13<\/a>, 14<\/a>, 15<\/a>, 16<\/a>, 17<\/a>, 18<\/a>, 19<\/a>, 20<\/a>, 21<\/a>, 22<\/a>, 23<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" In the WTF story of the day<\/a>, Bejan Daruwala, speaking to Rajesh Pansare of DNA<\/i>, suggests a cure for Sachin Tendulkar’s “nervous 90s”:<\/p>\n It’s well known amongst the astrology community that Sachin Tendulkar is a Taurus and that numbers 3, 6 and 9 apply to him.<\/p>\n But according to Chinese astrology, Tendulkar is also a Buffalo, a cousin of the bull — and these two systems combined make him a Double Bull.<\/p>\n The Bull is steadfast, a sign of strength and consistency. The weakness of Bulls and Buffalos is that they get into a rut and often cannot think out of the box, something which applies to Tendulkar. […]<\/p>\n Because he is a loving and faithful husband, to get out of his nervous 90s, I would suggest that Tendulkar follow four steps:<\/p>\n 1. Sleep in the lap of his wife and tell her to love him sweetly and gently<\/p>\n 2. Cook his own mutton cheese burgers and eat them<\/p>\n 3. Have a terrific bath<\/p>\n 4. Jump in his Ferrari and go for a drive<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n There is no indication on that page that this is a joke of some sort. It reads like a parody, but Daruwala always reads like a parody of himself. Anjali Tendulkar, of course, must be befuddled at what Sachin means when he asks her to love him “sweetly and gently.” <\/p>\n “What do you mean, sweetly and gently,” she could respond. “How else have I been loving you all these years? You can cook your own damn mutton burgers from now on. And take a bath, you’re stinking—now wonder Dada likes to run you out.”<\/p>\n (Link via email from reader Gokul. Earlier posts on superstitious nonsense: 1<\/a>, 2<\/a>, 3<\/a>, 4<\/a>, 5<\/a>, 6<\/a>, 7<\/a>, 8<\/a>, 9<\/a>, 10<\/a>, 11<\/a>, 12<\/a>, 13<\/a>, 14<\/a>, 15<\/a>, 16<\/a>, 17<\/a>, 18<\/a>, 19<\/a>, 20<\/a>, 21<\/a>, 22<\/a>, 23<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,24,10,17],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n\n
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