{"id":5436,"date":"2007-06-26T17:35:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-26T12:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=1260"},"modified":"2007-06-26T17:35:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-26T12:05:00","slug":"paris-is-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/paris-is-free\/","title":{"rendered":"Paris is free"},"content":{"rendered":"
Joy explodes across America as Paris Hilton emerges from jail. Look closely at the picture below and tell me who all those happy people are. <\/p>\n
<\/span><\/p>\n Ans. They’re all taxpayers. The New York Times<\/i> tells us<\/a>:<\/p>\n Hilton’s stay [in prison] cost taxpayers $1,109.78 a day, more than 10 times the cost of housing inmates in the general population.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n No wonder they’re happy. Meanwhile, in related news, the Paris Hilton game’s also got a sequel<\/a>. Who said there are no second acts in American life? Who? I want names, and I want tapes.<\/p>\n (Picture courtesy AP. The second link via email from Scribbler<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Joy explodes across America as Paris Hilton emerges from jail. Look closely at the picture below and tell me who all those happy people are. <\/p>\n [Image]<\/p>\n Ans. They’re all taxpayers. The New York Times<\/i> tells us<\/a>:<\/p>\n Hilton’s stay [in prison] cost taxpayers $1,109.78 a day, more than 10 times the cost of housing inmates in the general population.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n No wonder they’re happy. Meanwhile, in related news, the Paris Hilton game’s also got a sequel<\/a>. Who said there are no second acts in American life? Who? I want names, and I want tapes.<\/p>\n (Picture courtesy AP. The second link via email from Scribbler<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n\n
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