{"id":5448,"date":"2007-06-25T11:02:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-25T05:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=1243"},"modified":"2007-06-25T11:02:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-25T05:32:00","slug":"ten-more-commandments-from-the-vatican","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/ten-more-commandments-from-the-vatican\/","title":{"rendered":"Ten more commandments from the Vatican"},"content":{"rendered":"
It reads like the Onion<\/i>, but it’s actually an AP report published in the International Herald Tribune<\/i><\/a>: It seems that the Vatican has “issued a set of the ‘Drivers’ Ten Commandments.’” The report tells us about this “unusual document”:<\/p>\n It urged motorists to obey traffic regulations, drive with a moral sense and to pray when behind the wheel.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n Anyone who’s been held up behind a particularly slow vehicle because the driver is speaking on his mobile phone will know how bad men are at multi-tasking. My request to all those reading this report would be not<\/i> to pray while driving. Just drive. Please.<\/p>\n The reporter was also at a news conference given by a gentleman at the Vatican named Cardinal Renato Martino.<\/p>\n He [Cardinal Martino] noted that the Bible was full of people on the move, including Mary and Joseph, the parents of Jesus – and that his office was responsible for dealing with all “itinerant” people – from refugees to prostitutes, truck drivers to the homeless.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n Heh. Now how can the Onion<\/i> possibly parody this?<\/p>\n (Link via email from Sanjeev Naik<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n
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