{"id":5451,"date":"2007-06-23T19:43:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-23T14:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=1239"},"modified":"2007-06-23T19:43:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-23T14:13:00","slug":"if-you-are-a-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/if-you-are-a-child\/","title":{"rendered":"If you are a child\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"
… please stop reading this blog right now. It seems that India Uncut is rated<\/a> PG-13.<\/p>\n Of course, my earlier Blogspot avatar<\/a> was rated R, so it must be admitted that I am getting more child friendly. In a few years, I’ll be writing for toddlers. Goo, ga, parents suck, walking is boring—all that stuff.<\/p>\n (Link via email from reader justescaped.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" … please stop reading this blog right now. It seems that India Uncut is rated<\/a> PG-13.<\/p>\n