{"id":5492,"date":"2007-06-15T01:25:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-14T19:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=1179"},"modified":"2007-06-15T01:25:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-14T19:55:00","slug":"the-relationship-police","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-relationship-police\/","title":{"rendered":"The relationship police"},"content":{"rendered":"
AP reports<\/a>:<\/p>\n A Canadian man won’t be available for a relationship over the next three years—by court order.<\/p>\n An Ontario judge has ruled that Steven Cranley cannot have a girlfriend until 2010.<\/p>\n He can, however, start masturbating in 2009.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n Ok, fine, I made that third line up. But not the first two!<\/p>\n (Link via email from Shruti<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n