{"id":5553,"date":"2007-06-03T02:52:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-02T21:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=1085"},"modified":"2007-06-03T02:52:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-02T21:22:00","slug":"edward-heath-pandas-and-indian-politicians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/edward-heath-pandas-and-indian-politicians\/","title":{"rendered":"Edward Heath, pandas and Indian politicians"},"content":{"rendered":"

Best paragraph ever, in a piece by Johann Hari on Edward Heath<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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At the time, the rival Labour politician Barbra Castle looked at these achievements and said: “We do not know if Mr Heath is a repressed homosexual or a repressed heterosexual. All we can say is that he is a repressed something.” He seemed so sexually unusual that his biographer John Campbell records a rumour that swept across London during his Premiership. Every Friday night, it was said, a black limo was pull up outside Number Ten and he would be whisked to Regent’s Park. The gates to London Zoo would silently swing open and Heath would be led to the panda den – into which he would descend for a long fuck-session with the Chinese bears.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I think Indian politicians should also be provided pandas. I’d rather have them screwing the pandas than screwing the country. After all, who cares if pandas are over-regulated, over-taxed and don’t have enough individual freedom? Not me. Bring them on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Best paragraph ever, in a piece by Johann Hari on Edward Heath<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

At the time, the rival Labour politician Barbra Castle looked at these achievements and said: “We do not know if Mr Heath is a repressed homosexual or a repressed heterosexual. All we can say is that he is a repressed something.” He seemed so sexually unusual that his biographer John Campbell records a rumour that swept across London during his Premiership. Every Friday night, it was said, a black limo was pull up outside Number Ten and he would be whisked to Regent’s Park. The gates to London Zoo would silently swing open and Heath would be led to the panda den – into which he would descend for a long fuck-session with the Chinese bears.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I think Indian politicians should also be provided pandas. I’d rather have them screwing the pandas than screwing the country. After all, who cares if pandas are over-regulated, over-taxed and don’t have enough individual freedom? Not me. Bring them on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3,4],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nEdward Heath, pandas and Indian politicians - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/edward-heath-pandas-and-indian-politicians\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Edward Heath, pandas and Indian politicians - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Best paragraph ever, in a piece by Johann Hari on Edward Heath: At the time, the rival Labour politician Barbra Castle looked at these achievements and said: “We do not know if Mr Heath is a repressed homosexual or a repressed heterosexual. 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