{"id":5627,"date":"2007-05-14T01:51:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-13T20:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=960"},"modified":"2007-05-14T01:51:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-13T20:21:00","slug":"snakey-joy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/snakey-joy\/","title":{"rendered":"Snakey joy"},"content":{"rendered":"
I return to India to find that things have changed for the better in the few days that I have gone. HBO is promoting a series of films under the branding “Reptilian Rhapsody.” Two of them involve anacondas.<\/p>\n
Have you ever wanted a pet that could eat your neighbors?<\/p>\n
On a tangent<\/b>, one of my friends happens to live in the same building as Yukta Mookhey, and I am told that her dog keeps peeing outside his door. (My friend’s door, not the dog’s door.) Society meetings on the subject haven’t helped. A solution does come to mind now, actually…<\/p>\n
Update<\/b>: I was kidding, okay? I do not<\/i> recommend this<\/a>. (Via Gaspode<\/a>, who likes the Iliad<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I return to India to find that things have changed for the better in the few days that I have gone. HBO is promoting a series of films under the branding “Reptilian Rhapsody.” Two of them involve anacondas.<\/p>\n Have you ever wanted a pet that could eat your neighbors?<\/p>\n On a tangent<\/b>, one of my friends happens to live in the same building as Yukta Mookhey, and I am told that her dog keeps peeing outside his door. (My friend’s door, not the dog’s door.) Society meetings on the subject haven’t helped. A solution does come to mind now, actually…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,13],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n