{"id":5688,"date":"2007-04-20T01:11:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-19T19:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=823"},"modified":"2007-04-20T01:11:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-19T19:41:00","slug":"on-men-who-scratch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/on-men-who-scratch\/","title":{"rendered":"On men who scratch"},"content":{"rendered":"
Q.<\/b> Why do men scratch themselves in public.<\/p>\n
A.<\/b> Because it’s impolite to scratch other people.<\/p>\n
A friend insisted I post on this subject because a man she happened to meet somewhere kept scratching his balls in public. For some reason, she found this objectionable, and felt that I should write a post advising men against such behaviour if they want to impress women. My response: If you give men a choice between scratching themselves and impressing women, they will scratch. Some things are non-negotiable. Deal with it, dude.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Q.<\/b> Why do men scratch themselves in public.<\/p>\n
A.<\/b> Because it’s impolite to scratch other people.<\/p>\n
A friend insisted I post on this subject because a man she happened to meet somewhere kept scratching his balls in public. For some reason, she found this objectionable, and felt that I should write a post advising men against such behaviour if they want to impress women. My response: If you give men a choice between scratching themselves and impressing women, they will scratch. Some things are non-negotiable. Deal with it, dude.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,23],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n