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Like babies we are, seriously. Something offends us, and off we run to mommy demanding that punishment be handed out. <\/p>\n

First there was the matter of the anthem and the flag<\/a>. And now, more news keeps flooding in of babies running to momma. First, a gentleman named Vishnu Khandelwal has filed a case<\/a> against Arun Nayar and Liz Hurley for having a Hindu wedding. He says that they “hurt the sentiments” of Hindus and intended to “malign the spiritual sanctity of Hinduism and Indian mythology.” <\/p>\n

Elsewhere, the Shiromani Gurdwara Parbandhak Committee has lashed out at Mandira Bedi<\/a> for “dancing on the ramp wearing a tattoo of Eik Omkar<\/i> Sikh’s religious symbol on her back [sic].” The secretary of this formidable organisation has apparently said that “the religious sentiments were severely hurt due to her act.” <\/p>\n

My sentiments are routinely hurt by watching Bedi make a mockery of cricket, especially when she makes fun of the Duckworth-Lewis system<\/a> without having the slightest knowledge of how it works, or an alternative to present. I don’t go running to momma, though, because that’s not what adults do. Anything anyone says holds the possibility of offending someone or the other, and the only way to stop all offence would be to stop free speech altogether. (That’s not an unlikely trend: 1<\/a>, 2<\/a>.) Even if Momma is drunk on power—hell, especially<\/i> if momma is drunk on power—we children really should behave.<\/p>\n

Damn, I hope you aren’t offended by this post!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Like babies we are, seriously. Something offends us, and off we run to mommy demanding that punishment be handed out. <\/p>\n

First there was the matter of the anthem and the flag<\/a>. And now, more news keeps flooding in of babies running to momma. First, a gentleman named Vishnu Khandelwal has filed a case<\/a> against Arun Nayar and Liz Hurley for having a Hindu wedding. He says that they “hurt the sentiments” of Hindus and intended to “malign the spiritual sanctity of Hinduism and Indian mythology.” <\/p>\n

Elsewhere, the Shiromani Gurdwara Parbandhak Committee has lashed out at Mandira Bedi<\/a> for “dancing on the ramp wearing a tattoo of Eik Omkar<\/i> Sikh’s religious symbol on her back [sic].” The secretary of this formidable organisation has apparently said that “the religious sentiments were severely hurt due to her act.” <\/p>\n

My sentiments are routinely hurt by watching Bedi make a mockery of cricket, especially when she makes fun of the Duckworth-Lewis system<\/a> without having the slightest knowledge of how it works, or an alternative to present. I don’t go running to momma, though, because that’s not what adults do. Anything anyone says holds the possibility of offending someone of the other, and the only way to stop all offence would be to stop free speech altogether. (That’s not an unlikely trend: 1<\/a>, 2<\/a>.) Even if Momma is drunk on power—hell, especially<\/i> if momma is drunk on power—we children really should behave.<\/p>\n

Damn, I hope you aren’t offended by this post!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n\u201cMomma, momma, he called me Donkey\u201d - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/momma-momma-he-called-me-donkey\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"\u201cMomma, momma, he called me Donkey\u201d - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Like babies we are, seriously. Something offends us, and off we run to mommy demanding that punishment be handed out. First there was the matter of the anthem and the flag. 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