{"id":5718,"date":"2007-04-11T15:46:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-11T10:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=754"},"modified":"2007-04-11T15:46:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-11T10:16:00","slug":"dont-squeeze-when-you-can-stroke-and-caress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/dont-squeeze-when-you-can-stroke-and-caress\/","title":{"rendered":"Don\u2019t squeeze when you can stroke and caress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you are a man, this is essential reading for you: &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.scribd.com\/doc\/11549\/40-Mistakes-Men-Make-While-Having-Sex-With-Women\" title=\"40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women\">40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I have pondered deeply over many of these points in the past, and am glad that some of my beliefs have been validated. And, if I may, allow me to add a 41st mistake to this list:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Carrying a list of dos and don&#8217;ts into bed with you.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And also, please put that damn Blackberry away. She&#8217;s already in bed with you, so there&#8217;s no further need to signal your affluence. Thank you.<\/p>\n<p>(Link via email from <a href=\"http:\/\/prabhukrish.net\/\" title=\"Prabhu -- Red hot and steamy!\">Prabhu<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you are a man, this is essential reading for you: &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.scribd.com\/doc\/11549\/40-Mistakes-Men-Make-While-Having-Sex-With-Women\" title=\"40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women\">40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I have pondered deeply over many of these points in the past, and am glad that some of my beliefs have been validated. And, if I may, allow me to add a 41st mistake to this list:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Carrying a list of dos and don&#8217;ts into bed with you.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And also, please put that damn Blackberry away. She&#8217;s already in bed with you, so there&#8217;s no further need to signal your affluence. Thank you.<\/p>\n<p>(Link via email from <a href=\"http:\/\/prabhukrish.net\/\" title=\"Prabhu -- Red hot and steamy!\">Prabhu<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Don\u2019t squeeze when you can stroke and caress - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/dont-squeeze-when-you-can-stroke-and-caress\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Don\u2019t squeeze when you can stroke and caress - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"If you are a man, this is essential reading for you: &#8220;40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women.&#8221; I have pondered deeply over many of these points in the past, and am glad that some of my beliefs have been validated. 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