{"id":5726,"date":"2007-04-09T07:31:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-09T02:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=740"},"modified":"2007-04-09T07:31:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-09T02:01:00","slug":"ah-family","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/ah-family\/","title":{"rendered":"Ah, family!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vinod Nayar, Arun Nayar’s daddy, is upset because Liz Hurley didn’t treat him well during her wedding to Arun, from which he was apparently ‘ejected’. Nayar has been quoted as saying<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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May be they didn’t really want my side of the family there. They didn’t even have the manners to invite my 87-year-old mother. I have totally disowned them (his sons). I want nothing more to do with them or their wives. It was important for her (Hurley) to get celebrity faces there.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

No matter how much Liz may dislike Arun’s family, she should thank her freakin’ stars that it’s nothing like this one<\/a>. Indian families contain unspeakable horrors. The only way to put an end to the monstrosity is to ban copulation. You with me on this?<\/p>\n

Ok, fine, forget it. Have a good day.<\/p>\n

(KSBKBT link via email from reader VatsaL, though not in this gory context.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vinod Nayar, Arun Nayar’s daddy, is upset because Liz Hurley didn’t treat him well during her wedding to Arun, from which he was apparently ‘ejected’. Nayar has been quoted as saying<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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May be they didn’t really want my side of the family there. They didn’t even have the manners to invite my 87-year-old mother. I have totally disowned them (his sons). I want nothing more to do with them or their wives. It was important for her (Hurley) to get celebrity faces there.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

No matter how much Liz may dislike Arun’s family, she should thank her freakin’ stars that it’s nothing like this one<\/a>. Indian families contain unspeakable horrors. The only way to put an end to the monstrosity is to ban copulation. You with me on this?<\/p>\n

Ok, fine, forget it. Have a good day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,3,15],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nAh, family! - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/ah-family\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Ah, family! - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Vinod Nayar, Arun Nayar’s daddy, is upset because Liz Hurley didn’t treat him well during her wedding to Arun, from which he was apparently ‘ejected’. Nayar has been quoted as saying: May be they didn’t really want my side of the family there. 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