{"id":5779,"date":"2007-03-26T03:55:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-25T22:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=615"},"modified":"2007-03-26T03:55:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-25T22:25:00","slug":"celina-jaitleys-bedsheet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/celina-jaitleys-bedsheet\/","title":{"rendered":"Celina Jaitley\u2019s bedsheet"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have concluded that the only way for the Hindustan Times<\/i> to beat the Times of India<\/i> is to publish HT Tabloid, a section on their website, in their print edition. Millions will instantly subscribe for the joy of reading such prose<\/a> early in the morning:<\/p>\n

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Despite delivering a dud like Red<\/i> at Box Office, sultry Celina is enjoying a sound sleep at home these days. The lady has apparently found solace in her favourite bed sheet and rolls into her bed whenever she gets time just to get the feel of it.<\/p>\n

The actress accepts that she is obsessed with a particular brand of bed sheet. Says the siren- “I can compromise with anything but not my bed sheets”.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Capacious! We are also told that “she even goes to the extent of carrying her favourite bed sheets wherever she goes.” Her bedsheets aren’t the only thing she carries, though. She is quoted as saying:<\/p>\n

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Yes, it has to be my puppy whom I carry everywhere. I think he gives me the best company. I can’t carry a big dog so I have chosen a puppy who keeps me busy when I am free.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I protest. It is my right as a citizen of India to see Celina Jaitley carry a big dog. A really big dog. A dog bigger than herself, with glasses and manicured paw-nails. Please organise.<\/p>\n

(Previous posts with Purplocity\/Verniness: 1<\/a>, 2<\/a>, 3<\/a>, 4<\/a>, 5<\/a>, 6<\/a>, 7<\/a>, 8<\/a>, 9<\/a>, 10<\/a>, 11<\/a>, 12<\/a>, 13<\/a>, 14<\/a>, 15<\/a>, 16<\/a>, 17<\/a>, 18<\/a>, 19<\/a>, 20<\/a>, 21<\/a>, 22<\/a>, 23<\/a>, 24<\/a>, 25<\/a>, 26<\/a>, 27<\/a>, 28<\/a>, 29<\/a>, 30<\/a>, 31<\/a>, 32<\/a>, 33<\/a>, 34<\/a>, 35<\/a>, 36<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have concluded that the only way for the Hindustan Times<\/i> to beat the Times of India<\/i> is to publish HT Tabloid, a section on their website, in their print edition. Millions will instantly subscribe for the joy of reading such prose<\/a> early in the morning:<\/p>\n

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Despite delivering a dud like Red<\/i> at Box Office, sultry Celina is enjoying a sound sleep at home these days. The lady has apparently found solace in her favourite bed sheet and rolls into her bed whenever she gets time just to get the feel of it.<\/p>\n

The actress accepts that she is obsessed with a particular brand of bed sheet. Says the siren- “I can compromise with anything but not my bed sheets”.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Capacious! We are also told that “she even goes to the extent of carrying her favourite bed sheets wherever she goes.” Her bedsheets aren’t the only thing she carries, though. She is quoted as saying:<\/p>\n

\n

Yes, it has to be my puppy whom I carry everywhere. I think he gives me the best company. I can’t carry a big dog so I have chosen a puppy who keeps me busy when I am free.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I protest. It is my right as a citizen of India to see Celina Jaitley carry a big dog. A really big dog. A dog bigger than herself, with glasses and manicured paw-nails. Please organise.<\/p>\n

(Previous posts with Purplocity\/Verniness: 1<\/a>, 2<\/a>, 3<\/a>, 4<\/a>, 5<\/a>, 6<\/a>, 7<\/a>, 8<\/a>, 9<\/a>, 10<\/a>, 11<\/a>, 12<\/a>, 13<\/a>, 14<\/a>, 15<\/a>, 16<\/a>, 17<\/a>, 18<\/a>, 19<\/a>, 20<\/a>, 21<\/a>, 22<\/a>, 23<\/a>, 24<\/a>, 25<\/a>, 26<\/a>, 27<\/a>, 28<\/a>, 29<\/a>, 30<\/a>, 31<\/a>, 32<\/a>, 33<\/a>, 34<\/a>, 35<\/a>, 36<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,24,42],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nCelina Jaitley\u2019s bedsheet - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/celina-jaitleys-bedsheet\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Celina Jaitley\u2019s bedsheet - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"I have concluded that the only way for the Hindustan Times to beat the Times of India is to publish HT Tabloid, a section on their website, in their print edition. 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