{"id":5796,"date":"2007-03-21T00:54:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-20T19:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=567"},"modified":"2007-03-21T00:54:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-20T19:24:00","slug":"girls-without-nipples-and-ding-dong-disease","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/girls-without-nipples-and-ding-dong-disease\/","title":{"rendered":"Girls without nipples, and ding-dong disease"},"content":{"rendered":"
Check out I Used to Believe<\/a>, an awesome site that collects silly beliefs that people had as children. A few examples:<\/p>\n Quarter of an hour is 25 minutes.<\/p>\n If you don’t hold your breath as you pass a cemetery you will die or become possessed.<\/p>\n You can get pregnant from kissing.<\/p>\n You must marry someone with the same surname as you.<\/p>\n Oral sex is talking about sex.<\/p>\n Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n Great delight. Should I confess? Okay, a couple of mine:<\/p>\n 1] When I was a kid, certainly years before puberty, a school friend asked me what women’s breasts looked like. “They’re like balloons,” I informed him. “Girls don’t have nipples.”<\/p>\n 2] As time went by, I discovered that women had nipples. One day a classmate asked me how girls masturbated. I wanted to appear knowledgeable, so I quickly improvised and said, “They play with their nipples.” (I was in a boys school, naturally.)<\/p>\n 3] For a few weeks after I discovered erections, I wondered if there was something wrong with me. I’d seen my ding-dong in two states, but in all the pictures I saw of statues of naked men, there was only one kind of ding-dong depicted. I thought I might have a ding-dong disease.<\/p>\n 4] At different stages in my childhood, I have even believed in God and palmistry and benevolent government. I also believed in the concept of soul mates. The horror!<\/p>\n Enough! No more! It’s your turn now, comments are open, do share your silly childhood beliefs. And don’t comment on mine, please. Thank you.<\/p>\n (Link via Marginal Revolution<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n