{"id":5854,"date":"2007-03-06T21:03:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-06T15:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=429"},"modified":"2007-03-06T21:03:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-06T15:33:00","slug":"to-pinch-bottoms-without-getting-slapped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/to-pinch-bottoms-without-getting-slapped\/","title":{"rendered":"To pinch bottoms without getting slapped\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"
… learn the tabla<\/a>.<\/p>\n Sigh. Celebs can get away with anything. If some humble blogger tried that trick, no doubt he’d find his mugshot here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" … learn the tabla<\/a>.<\/p>\n Sigh. Celebs can get away with anything. If some humble blogger tried that trick, no doubt he’d find his mugshot here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n