{"id":5855,"date":"2007-03-06T14:24:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-06T08:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=424"},"modified":"2007-03-06T14:24:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-06T08:54:00","slug":"the-modesty-of-jessica-simpson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-modesty-of-jessica-simpson\/","title":{"rendered":"Such modesty"},"content":{"rendered":"
Jessica Simpson says<\/a>:<\/p>\n I’m the kind of girl who always puts my hand between my legs when I’m getting out of a car if I’m wearing a short skirt. I always wear underwear. It’s a personal rule.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n Aren’t you relieved? Now you can take her home to momma.<\/p>\n (Link via email from, naturally, Manish Vij<\/a>.)<\/p>\n Update: It seems underwear isn’t necessary<\/b> if you know how to get out of a car. Reader Aparna sends me a delightful link to an article titled “How to Get out of a Car Gracefully Without Showing Your Underwear.<\/a>”<\/p>\n I’m so glad men don’t have this problem.<\/p>\n But then again, maybe it’s not a problem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Jessica Simpson says<\/a>:<\/p>\n I’m the kind of girl who always puts my hand between my legs when I’m getting out of a car if I’m wearing a short skirt. I always wear underwear. It’s a personal rule.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n Aren’t you relieved? Now you can take her home to momma.<\/p>\n (Link via email from, naturally, Manish Vij<\/a>.)<\/p>\n Update: It seems underwear isn’t necessary<\/b> if you know how to get out of a car. Reader Aparna sends me a delightful link to an article titled “How to Get out of a Car Gracefully Without Showing Your Underwear.<\/a>”<\/p>\n I’m so glad men don’t have this problem.<\/p>\n But then again, maybe it’s not a problem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n\n
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