{"id":5865,"date":"2007-03-03T04:35:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-02T23:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=366"},"modified":"2007-03-03T04:35:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-02T23:05:00","slug":"suicide-bomber-goes-to-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/suicide-bomber-goes-to-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"Suicide bomber goes to heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"
Imagine this: man enters crowded place. Man blows himself up. There is a flash of light. Man find he is still alive. Or wait! He is dead! But he is in the afterlife, and there<\/i> are the gates of heaven!<\/p>\n
Man goes to gate. Gate opens. God is standing there to greet him.<\/p>\n
“Welcome, young martyr,” says God. “For fighting them infidels, you get to come to heaven. And you know what you’re here to do, don’t you?”<\/p>\n
“Yes,” says Martyr. “I know. I was a loser on earth, but here I finally get some action. Bring me the 4000 virgins.”<\/p>\n
“4000 virgins?” says God. “Ha ha ha. You got to be kidding me.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Imagine this: man enters crowded place. Man blows himself up. There is a flash of light. Man find he is still alive. Or wait! He is dead! But he is in the afterlife, and there<\/i> are the gates of heaven!<\/p>\n
Man goes to gate. Gate opens. God is standing there to greet him.<\/p>\n
“Welcome, young martyr,” says God. “For fighting them infidels, you get to come to heaven. And you know what you’re here to do, don’t you?”<\/p>\n
“Yes,” says Martyr. “I know. I was a loser on earth, but here I finally get some action. Bring me the 4000 virgins.”<\/p>\n
“4000 virgins?” says God. “Ha ha ha. You got to be kidding me.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n