First, from CD Gopinath of Air Deccan (via email from Gautam):
Because of greater efficiency, we will be able to price our tickets higher.
And then, Venus Williams, after losing in the French Open to Jelena Jankovic:
I actually feel like I’m playing well. I just made errors before her.
It reminds me of the time Don Bradman said, “I saw much better batsmen than I was. Lots of them… they just kept getting out.” Bradman, of course, was being modest, or maybe naughtily funny. Williams, I think, just misses the point entirely.
And for more WTF action, here’s someone complaining about her allegedly gay bunnies. (Via email from MadMan.) What to say now?