Mohit points me to this great flowchart (via) that guides us on what to say after sex, depending on how good or bad the experience was. The headline of this post is one of your options after good sex. Eeks.
I like the post-bad-sex lines much more, and could contribute a few myself:
‘Can you at least cook?’
‘I need to blog some pictures of this. Say cheeeeeese.’
‘Done. 100 girls in 100 days. I won the bet. I don’t need to do this any more.’
And so on. It’s so much fun being nasty, especially for wildly hypothetical occurrences. No?