The Chinese Mistress Competition

CNN reports:

A married Chinese businessman who could no longer afford five mistresses held a competition to decide which one to keep.

But the contest took a fatal turn when one of the women, eliminated for her looks, drove the man and the four other competitors off a cliff, Chinese media reported.

As it happens, “the man and the four other competitors” survived, while the eliminated contestant was, well, eliminated. All these mistresses apparently knew that the dude was married, and that he had four other mistresses, so I guess ‘caveat emptor’ applies here. That said, it’s good that he’s been dumped by his wife and the four surviving mistresses. But what were they doing all these years?

If the dude was Indian, he’d probably be on the next season of Bigg Boss, no?

(HT: Kunal and Mihir Mehta.)